Posted on July 19, 2008

In order to increase traffic to my blog, I have decided to discretely place various popular search terms within the text of my blog. My hope is that my blog will rise in search engine results whilst you, the reader, barely notice (Britney Spears) a thing. I hadn’t planned on writing a blog for a little while (Barack Obama) since I did not have any topics that I felt were (boobies) blog-worthy. However, this evening as I read pre-bedtime ...

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Dinner with a bovine

Posted on March 20, 2008

For those of you looking for a fast food restaurant catering to the chicken lover (as in one who loves chickens, not as in a chicken Casanova), allow me to make a recommendation: Chik-Fil-A. The plain old chicken sandwiches are delicious, preferably with mayo and some hot sauce. Additionally, they offer a wholesome family atmosphere and cute play area for the kiddies. And as if that weren’t enough, Tuesday nights are family nights. Kids meals ...

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Huge Announcement!

Posted on November 30, 2007

Karina and I have some huge, exciting news to share! We are expecting our third...Wal-Mart within 5 miles to open soon! Your congratulations and well wishes are appreciated. I understand that Wal-Mart has become a controversial subject these days. Generally I do not like to step on toes or be too political, but heck, here goes: I love Cap'n Crunchberries for $1.98. Those of you used to shopping at supermarkets staffed by union grocers may ...

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Pee Wee Soccer

Posted on October 26, 2007

I recently had the opportunity to "lead" a group of 3 and 4 year olds in soccer practice after the primary coach's child got sick. I use quotation marks around lead as my primary function was to ensure none of the children managed to kill themselves for the 20 minutes we had practice. I learned one thing about organizing a group of 3 and 4 year olds...it doesn't happen. Any activities have to be short and hectic in order to keep their ...

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