Phat Wildcat Back Tat (aka The Price of Fame)
In the interest of full disclosure, I wanted to begin this blog by informing you that David is not actually writing this. Due to recent events he has found the need to hire an assistant to coordinate responses to his many, many fans and to ghost write this blog. I do have a name but David has indicated I am not allowed to refer to myself using it. His rational is that he also has a name and David doesn’t want me to think I am anywhere ...
Vegas with the Boss!!
Before I get too far into this blog I wanted to give you a heads up. I am ridiculously tired for reasons you will see in the following blog. However, I am an innovator and for that reason I am trying something a little out of the box. Rather than wasting time being unconscious by napping, I am alternating naps for each side of my brain while maintaining overall consciousness. The impact to this blog should not be noticeable at all. However, ...
Dogs vs. Babies
As a parent, I can’t help but notice how often people who do not have children refer to their pets as their “kids”. Often when you tell them a tale of your child’s recent hijinks, they will insinuate they know exactly what you mean because they have an animal. Worst of all though, some people will get a pet in order to see if they are responsible enough or ready to have a child. If you are one of the people I ...
For men only! (No gurls allowed)
Before we get started I need to make sure that it is only us guys as I want to commiserate with the gentlemen about some issues with our women. So, ladies, look away. Now, for reasons I am not sure of, you may be unclear as to whether you are able to read this blog. Use this handy flowchart to find out: So, now that it’s just us guys, I’m going to get casual (BRAAAAPPPP) and let a few things off of my hairy, hairy chest ...
Christmas Giving Cheat Sheet
I love this time of year! Christmas is my favorite holiday and it’s “season” seems to creep earlier and earlier every year. The “official” start in my book is Black Friday…or Black Thursday and-a-Half as it is becoming. Black Friday marks the beginning of the season as the most foolhardy citizens celebrate the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus by waiting in line on our nation’s day of thanks to wage battle with fellow ...
Holy no-surprise! A blog about Batman!
I’m am very competitive. More competitive than you as a matter of fact. You want proof? I’m so competitive, when I am driving a group of people, I will use the power seats to move my seat forward just to know I am going faster than everyone else. It is this intense competitive drive that leads me to rate virtually everything in order to determine which is best (hmmmmm, Charmin toilet paper is affordable and I do like cartoon bears, but ...
Love Class is in Session!
Gentlemen, welcome to Professor Varner’s class on romancing the ladies. What follows are some tips I want to share with you gentlemen to help make those special ladies in your life feel even special-er. Don’t ask Karina how these have worked out because she will try to be humble on my behalf and say I am the least qualified person to speak on romance. She is so sweet like that. Now, the first step in persuasive writing is to establish ...
I got my tattoo!!
Rather than a monotonous play-by-play of my experience, I thought I'd try something a little bit new. I would attempt to delve into you, my loyal reader's, psyche. While in your psyche I would root around a bit to find the burning questions you have about my tattoo. Here's what I came out with: (You) What made you want a tattoo? (Me) Good question friend. I wanted a tattoo for many reasons. One of the main and most legitimate reasons is ...
Changing Oil Like a Boss!
As is the case every 3 months or 3,000 miles I recently found myself needing an oil change for my truck. RAMantha, as she is affectionately known (I thought of RAMuel L. Jackson too late) deserves only the best treatment. That is why my first call was to the local Dodge dealership to find out the price of an oil change. I was quoted $95. Yamahama! “Heck no” was my reaction. I’m not paying $95 for an oil change when a Jiffy Lube can have it ...
Under the Dome – An Unbiased Review
I love Stephen King's novels as much as the next guy...as long as the next guy can give or take them. For example, I find his shorter stories to be very intriguing (ie. The Mist) but many of his full length novels tend to be a bit verbose...at least I assume as I didn't read them. Recently I found out about his novel called "Under the Dome" which had a fascinating premise. I was extremely tempted to read it. However, I then found out that the ...