Posted on November 19, 2012

SCARCTACS – Shopping Carts Abandoned Ridiculously Close To A Cart Stall

Following are pictures best exemplifying our society’s increasing laziness. Each cart was abandoned ridiculously close to a cart return by someone who chose that parking spot without first considering the incredible walking distance required to return said cart (while the cart may be only 20 feet from the stall, we are talking a round trip of 40 feet!). Whatever happened to personal responsibility? Cart boys/girls are people too!

Contributed by: Allison Macalka

Date: November 19, 2012

Location: Fry’s in Rancho Sahuarita

Possible Cart Abandoner Motivation: This one is so egregious, I can only think the person dated a cart boy/girl in the past and the relationship ended up in an ugly breakup. You literally have to try to be this lazy.


Date: November 18, 2012

Location: Fry’s in Rancho Sahuarita

Possible Cart Abandoner Motivation: Crossing a parking lot aisle at 9pm is practically suicide?



THE VERDICT IS IN!! And this idiot is found GUILTY…of the most egregious cart return violation I have yet seen. I present for your judgment Exhibit A showing a blue shopping cart. Location: Chik-Fil-A on Oracle and Auto Mall Drive. What establishment does the cart belong to? Take a gander at Exhibit B. YOU’RE DANG RIGHT THAT SAYS SAM’S CLUB! Where is Sam’s Club in relation to Chik-Fil-A? Well out-of-town friends, I will tell you. Look at Exhibit C. Yes, the cart was left half of a ding-danged mile away from it’s return! And that is as the crow flies! Judging by the apparent weight of the cart, the culprit was NOT a crow…nor was it avian at all as I suspect.

Exhibit A
Exhibit A

Exhibit B

Exhibit B

Exhibit CExhibit C

This is a new record as far as I am concerned. I just hope this perpetrator (who is clearly very fit and no doubt has well-sculpted calves) is located soon before they can commit another act like this. Also, I hope they find a better parking spot next time they go to Sam’s Club.

I am so gosh darned perturbed I am going to riot! Who is with me?! We’re going rioting!!!

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